😂 WOKE Rockets INC Announcement.
Dear WOKE Team and Stakeholders, We would like to address some recent challenges we have encountered with our designs and products, specifically related to SpaceX and NASA boosters.
Unfortunately, we’ve experienced several anomalies during testing, resulting in unintended outcomes.
We sincerely regret these incidents and are committed to thoroughly investigating and resolving these issues. As part of our commitment to improving our technology and processes, we will continue our inclusion, diffusion, and equity testing.
We believe these measures are essential for enhancing safety and reliability within our systems.
Little E or Little Elon is on the board of directors of WOKE Rockets INC.
The entire board of inclusion, diversion and equity pays special attention to what Little E does at board meetings.
The board parliamentarian interprets what Little Elon does.
The “chest feeding” parliamentarian recently said that when Little E picks his nose its a sign to wokify the test boosters more. So the board of directors follows this procedure in our meetings.
Our next meeting will be scheduled when Little E tells us to.
We invite you to join us for the upcoming diversion booster testing scheduled sometime in the next few months at SpaceX.
The board recently voted to wokify Space X starship boosters more.
We want to get the most bang for our buck.
We are pleased to announce that Elon Musk will be in attendance to discuss the outcomes of our efforts and share insights on how we are integrating “woke technology” into our processes.
Your support and understanding during this time are greatly appreciated as we work toward ensuring the highest standards in our products.
Just because they all blow up when testing now will not deter our WOKE agenda for WOKE Rockets produced for Space X and NASA.
We will be presenting Big Elon with a WOKE man’s purse at our joint meeting.
Best regards,
WOKE Rockets INC
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WOKE Rockets produces gender identity boosters.
Thats right, each has its own gender identity.
By assigning a gender identity to each booster its a way to connect to our process of making boosters.
Recently in the last 6 months our gender identity boosters have blown up on the test stands.
They were all female gender identity boosters.
This means the boosters were really males that identified as female boosters.
Little E keeps “pickin” our booster WOKE names.
Him most recent was Boomisha.
Before that it was Boomeka.
Before that it was Boom Boom.