This is a short story about the Woken family from Can A Duh who have a 10,000 acre farm northwest of thunderbay in Can A duh.
This story was inspired by https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/07/17/trump-says-costs-incurred-canadian-smoke-pollution-blanketing-u-s-will-be-added-tariffs/
Real 7/18/26 forecast for thick black woke smoke across US.
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The Wokens – A family living in the forest gump area in a dense forest area of Can A Duh near Thunder Bay.
The Wokens for years have not engaged in any basic forest management or debris removal from their 10,000 forest gump forest.
They didn’t want to disturb the natural forest environment because they were green to the gills, woke.
The Wokens willful negligence has for the last 4 years produced environmental damage beyond belief.
Canadian wildfire smoke degrades air quality in Can A Duh and in the United States.
Out of control wildfires are causing dangerous air quality from chicago to washington dc and elsewhere.
Dozens of Can A Duh wildfires ignited earlier in july 2026 by lightening strikes in dense forest gump area forests northwest of lake superior are out of control.
Atmospheric conditions have not only carried dense smoke southwestward into the US but gas also mixed down to ground level.
The Wokens live northwest of thunderbay where out of control very large wildfires are burning.
The Wokens farm burned down after their 10,000 acre property went up in smoke because of their refusal to cut brush and maintain their forest land.
The Wokens are living in a motorhome and are trying to migrate to the US as wildfire refugees.
The Woken family have has a big woke, wakeup call.
They are “burnt out” so to speak.
Jimama woken is debating with bubba woken about what has happened.
Jimama is telling bubba she thinks they caused their own problem by not cutting brush on their property anywhere.
Bubba says quote, “Jimama I ain’t to brush cutting Ronald Reagan, ya know.”
Jimama says no you aint, your a pa kettle type that sits on your rear end until a fire is set under ya and you have to move.
Jimama says, now we are homeless because you didn’t maintain our property correctly with even minimal forest management.
Bubba says, what be forest management?
Jimama says you know what that is.
Bubba says, do you mean what the greenees say not to do?
Jimama says, dat right bubba.
Bubba says, I wanted to be environmentally correct.
Jimama says, you were and now we are burnt out.
Bubba says what we gonna do now?
Jimama says, well if we can’t get into the US with out mota home we can try the forrest gump thing.
Bubba says, what dat mean Jimama?
Jimama says, well you know that small bench we have in the back of our mota home?
Bubba says, yah.
Jimama says, You gonna sit on it and wait for a bus like forest gump did.
Me and the kids are taking the mota home to the US and apply for wildfire refugee status.
Bubba says, dat mean you gonna leave me Jimama?
Jimama says, ya but just until you start shrimp fishing and get rich.
Bubba says, I ain’t not shrimp fisherman.
Jimama says, I know, maybe you can get into chocolates instead.
Years later . . . . .
Jimama sold their burnt forest property at auction for $40,000,000 2 years later.
Bubba and her lost contact after she left him on the forest gump bench.
Now Jimama is living in Hawaii and has a pineapple farm.
She doesn’t know what happened to Bubba.
Jimama makes sure her pineapple farm is maintained and is brush free.
Update. . . .
Bubba found Jamama in Hawaii.
He now works on the pineapple farm trimming brush and making sure no wildfires occur that can’t be controlled.
Bubba don’t talk woke mouth anymore.
Jamama makes sure of that.
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This little story was not written by AI.
Is it fiction?
Odds are there is more than one woke family fleeing Can A Duh because of out of control forest fires caused by those who don’t think removing brush from forests is necessary.
Bubba and Jamama in Hawaii.