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Real 7\/18\/26 forecast for thick black woke smoke across US.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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The Wokens – A family living in the forest gump area in a dense forest area of Can A Duh near Thunder Bay.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Wokens for years have not engaged in any basic forest management or debris removal from their 10,000 forest gump forest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They didn’t want to disturb the natural forest environment because they were green to the gills, woke.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Wokens willful negligence has for the last 4 years produced environmental damage beyond belief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Canadian wildfire smoke degrades air quality in Can A Duh and in the United States.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Out of control wildfires are causing dangerous air quality from chicago to washington dc and elsewhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dozens of Can A Duh wildfires ignited earlier in july 2026 by lightening strikes in dense forest gump area forests northwest of lake superior are out of control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Atmospheric conditions have not only carried dense smoke southwestward into the US but gas also mixed down to ground level.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Wokens live northwest of thunderbay where out of control very large wildfires are burning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Wokens farm burned down after their 10,000 acre property went up in smoke because of their refusal to cut brush and maintain their forest land.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Wokens are living in a motorhome and are trying to migrate to the US as wildfire refugees.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Woken family have has a big woke, wakeup call.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are “burnt out” so to speak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama woken is debating with bubba woken about what has happened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama is telling bubba she thinks they caused their own problem by not cutting brush on their property anywhere.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says quote, “Jimama I ain’t to brush cutting Ronald Reagan, ya know.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says no you aint, your a pa kettle type that sits on your rear end until a fire is set under ya and you have to move.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, now we are homeless because you didn’t maintain our property correctly with even minimal forest management.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, what be forest management?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says you know what that is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, do you mean what the greenees say not to do?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, dat right bubba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, I wanted to be environmentally correct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, you were and now we are burnt out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says what we gonna do now?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, well if we can’t get into the US with out mota home we can try the forrest gump thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, what dat mean Jimama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, well you know that small bench we have in the back of our mota home? <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, yah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, You gonna sit on it and wait for a bus like forest gump did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me and the kids are taking the mota home to the US and apply for wildfire refugee status.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, dat mean you gonna leave me Jimama?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, ya but just until you start shrimp fishing and get rich.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba says, I ain’t not shrimp fisherman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama says, I know, maybe you can get into chocolates instead.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Years later . . . . .<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama sold their burnt forest property at auction for $40,000,000 2 years later.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba and her lost contact after she left him on the forest gump bench.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now Jimama is living in Hawaii and has a pineapple farm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
She doesn’t know what happened to Bubba.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jimama makes sure her pineapple farm is maintained and is brush free.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Update. . . . <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba found Jamama in Hawaii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He now works on the pineapple farm trimming brush and making sure no wildfires occur that can’t be controlled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bubba don’t talk woke mouth anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Jamama makes sure of that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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This little story was not written by AI.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Is it fiction?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n Odds are there is more than one woke family fleeing Can A Duh because of out of control forest fires caused by those who don’t think removing brush from forests is necessary.<\/strong> <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n Bubba and Jamama in Hawaii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n\n\n\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is a short story about the Woken family from Can A Duh who have a 10,000 acre farm northwest of thunderbay in Can A duh. This story was inspired by https:\/\/www.breitbart.com\/politics\/2026\/07\/17\/trump-says-costs-incurred-canadian-smoke-pollution-blanketing-u-s-will-be-added-tariffs\/ Real 7\/18\/26 forecast for thick black woke smoke across US. ___________________________________________________________________ The Wokens – A family living in the forest gump area in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1682","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1694,"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1682\/revisions\/1694"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"\"](\"https:\/\/audaciouscat.com\/rabbit\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/07\/wokens.jpg\")
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