Rush Limbaugh once told a short story about a golf caddie named chicken jerk or CJ for short.
CJ worked as a part time caddie at a golf course near Reo Linda Ca when Rush Limbaugh lived there many years ago for a period of time.
Rush often went to a nearby golf course called Cherry Island Golf Course.
Rush played golf as almost as often as he smoked cigars in those days.
Rush didn’t normally have a golf caddy and just carried his own golf bags or used a golf cart.
Rush would play often play golf with a small group of friends at the golf course.
On one very special occasion Rush had a member of his group that caught his attention along with the other 2 members of his group.
The group was playing a total of 18 holes.
Rush was a big golf competitor and quick to pick up on golf tricks.
Rush usually would tee off first and then his friends joe and Bob.
Rush would often include one additional player from the area to include In
his group whom he may not know.
Today this was Ray.
Rush didn’t know Ray.
Each member of the group had a little different way of swinging the club and hitting the golf ball.
Rush had been playing a long time and made par or “close to par” most of the time.
Joe and Bob were good players also.
Ray was different. He was a consistent below par player.
Rush, Joe and Bob didn’t know that Ray was a below par golf player because they had never played golf with him before.
Rush teed off and put the ball just where he wanted it.
Joe and Bob teed off and both were in the fairway in a fairly good position.
Rush, Joe and Bob watched as Ray teed up and took his shot.
They were surprised and amused at Ray’s golf technique.
They looked at each other and tried not to laugh, but they wanted to.
Ray made a much better golf shots than Rush, Bob or Joe.
In fact Ray’s golf shots were like a professional almost.
Exactly where the ball should be on each and every shot.
This routine went on for all 18 holes for Ray.
After the first 3 or 4 holes Rush, Joe and Bob were more intrigued than amused.
They didn’t want to laugh anymore.
Rush, Joe and Bob didn’t talk in front of Ray.
They observed Ray’s very unique, to say the least, golf technique.
The final scores for 18 holes were:
Rush Limbaugh 88, Joe 92, Bob 93 – No handicaps.
Ray 74 with no handicap!
WOW.
Rush and the others know that professional level play is about 71-72 for
18 holes of golf.
Rush, Joe and Bob wanted to know all about Rays unusual way of playing golf and where he learned his technique for success in golf.
Rush and the others had watched Ray do his thing before his golf swing
but didn’t understand why he was doing it and how it worked.
Ray explained how he had met a golf caddie that worked part time at a golf course in Davis at the Davis golf course.
Ray explained he had heard about the caddie named Chicken Jerk and
hired him for 18 holes of golf.
Chicken Jerk the caddie worked for a minimum of $100.00 per hour.
While golfing at the Davis golf course he took about 5 hours to play
18 holes during a weekday that normally would take about 4 hours.
The extra one hour included Chicken Jerk the caddie teaching his unusal,
very strange and unique way of playing golf.
Ray said after playing the first 18 hole round of golf the first week he hired
Chicken Jerk the caddie for the next 6 weeks but at a discount of 25%
per hour. $75.00
Chicken always begain teaching his strange but effective golf technique to
Ray the first hour of every 18 holes on his own practice golf place about a mile and a half from the Davis golf course.
Chicken Jerk had his own 3 hole golf course on his farm.
After the inital one hour Lesson by Chicken Jerk they went to the nearby Davis golf course to play 18 holes in about 4 hours.
Ray said that he played golf with Chicken about 12 times.
Every tuesday and thursday for 6 weeks/
Ray said all the money he paid Chicken Jerk the caddie was money well spent.
Ray’s very first lesson included Chicken Jerk’s very unusual technique
and how Chicken formulated his unusual golf technique.
Lets begin shall we?
Chicken Jerk the caddie’s real name was John Worthington the third.
He was the son of the billionare John Worthington who owned the Golf Manufacturing Company, T Balls.
John Worthington the third had played golf a long time and could make
close to par most of the time.
No matter how much he played or practiced his golf score stayed about the same per 18 holes.
John Worthington the third owned a farm that had among other things range chickens.
John Worthington the third, later known as Chicken Jerk the caddie watched his chickens walking and pecking on his farm.
He observed their heads seemed to jerk as they walked and even more
when they spotted food.
He wanted to know why?
After some research he found out why?
It wasn’t what he suspected.
At first he thought a chicken jerked its head trying to help keep its balance.
This was not the case at all.
It was because the chicken could not move its eyes to focus and had
to move its head.
Say what?
A chicken does a really cool thing with its neck that if you didn’t know
why you would never understand.
A chicken will move its neck and head to keep its head steady when walking or running.
It does this so quick it look like its jerking its head but it not.
Chcikens cannot move their eyes in their sockets, so they move their heads instead as they move.
A chicken maintains a motionless visual field.
Here is the very unusual golf technique that really works but looks strange
to others because they don’t understand what you are doing or why.
Just like I didn’t understand why a chicken’s head jerked when it walked
but in fact it head WAS NOT JERKING AT ALL.
If you can take the sneers, jesters and being made fun of using the
exclusive patentened Chicken Jerk Golf Technique you will also improve
your game.
Can I get a squawk?
Want to improve your golf game?
Here is how.
Before your swing and hit the golf ball, do the chicken thing with your head to get a grip on where you want to hit the ball.
How?
Stand up straight, with a straight serious face, look toward the direction
your going to hit the ball.
Next is the key.
Remember what a chicken does is focus.
FOCUS on the location you want the ball to go to.
You saw me jut my neck out just a little before each shot.
I did this before I turned my neck to the left and really focused on
where I wanted to hit the ball.
This was for “effect” only to get your attention and actually did
nothing to improve the golf shot.
I did the neck jut thing 3 times to showboat a little.
I looked forward, did the neck jut, looked to the left at the target each time.
I told my clients this was the chicken jerk golf technique that would improve their game.
All along it was the practice I gave them on how to swing the club etc
that was the real chicken jerk technique.
Practice, practice practice.
This takes a while to get use to and therefore will take a while to work.
How long will vary with the individual and how often the “Chicken Jerk” caddie technique is practiced.
If you can concentrate and focus it will work for you.
The ploy is the so called chicken jerk technique.
Only practice with the correct golf swing etc will improve your
golf game.
If your not serious and practice correctly it won’t work for you.
Chicken Jerk the caddie advised me to also let out a squawk after each
forward neck movement before I turned my head to the left and focused
on where to hit the ball.
(1) jut neck a little forward looking ahead, squawk and then turn head to the left and focus on where to hit the ball 3 times.
(2) Its all a “Chicken Jerk” psychological ploy!
(3) It works 75% of the time.
(3) 25% just can’t hit the ball right even with practice.
I did this all the times I practiced with Chicken also known as John Worthington the third, a cousin of Thurston Howl the third.
Yes I was laughed at and made fun of but I didn’t care because my
golf game was improving.
Chicken Jerk the caddie also supplied me with a video of his technique that reminded me to always get my chin level first before moving my neck a little forward and squawking. 🙂
During the 12 times Chicken Jerk the caddie taught me lessions we always ate a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken after each 18 hole round of golf.
Chicken and I would talk about my progress, how I was doing and what I should do to improve my golf game.
Chick Jerk the caddie advised me to take a bucket of KFC to the course and share it with those who laughed at the Chicken Jerk golf technique
in the future.
I went from an average par of about 90 to a consistent average of 76-77 score for 18 holes no matter where I played.
Thats when the wind was below 3MPH.
If it was above 3MPH my score would vary.
Rush, Joe and Bob wanted to know how to contact Chicken Jerk the caddie for lessons ASAP.
“Ray” then said, “My real name is John Worthington the third or Chicken Jerk the caddie.”
I’ll give you all my telephone number so we can start you Chicken Jerk golf technique real soon.
My number is 1-100-chi-cken or 1-100-244-2536
Just leave a message after the squawk.
I get consistent feedback indicating at least a 50% increase in accuracy when the ball is hit using my Chicken Jerk technique.
For everyone that completes my Chicken Jerk course I supply an official Chicken Jerk hat and official Chick Jerk sqawk caller that can be used to to help one focus after moving their neck forward a little before they turn their head to the left and hit the ball.
Also as a bonus I have $200 card to use at Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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Watch this below to get a better understanding of how a chicken keeps its focus.
https://www.facebook.com/FreshEggsDaily/videos/2093152217393343/?ref=embed_video&t=12
If a chicken can stay focused so can you.
Its really not about jutting your neck out just a little before a gold shot like a chicken at all.
You don’t see like a chicken does.
You will stay focused no matter how you move your head or how your body moves.
It all about practice, practice practice and having fun, fun fun.
I normally never tell my clients that the Chicken Jerk technique is a comple psychologicial ploy to help them concentrate and improve the golf game through practice ONLY, the correct way.
Learn the Chicken Jerk caddie golf technique and amaze your friends.
Have some fun.
Let them too think your really on to something using the Chicken Jerk golf technique.
https://poultry.extension.org/articles/poultry-anatomy/how-well-can-chickens-see/
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This is a promo pic of “Chicken Caddie”.
As you can see he is very focused on where he wants to hit
the ball.
Chicken is holding a golf ball that gives the edge needed to play
a really good game.
The brand is T-Ball and he is holding the chicken ball golf ball.
You can only purchase these exclusive golf balls from the
Chicken Caddie.
What makes these golf balls special is the core.
Its made of select compressed chicken feathers and the exclusive
coating on the Chicken Golf Ball.
The ball jerks as it cuts through the air but you don’t notice
the jerking motion.
This jerking motion keeps the ball on the target like you
wouldn’t believe.
You get an average of 25% or more balls hit where you
want them.
Yes the Chicken Jerk ball adjusts for error.
Its unique design coating cools the ball
as it slices through the air keeping it on
the money.
This is half of the 50% increase improvement
you will see in your golf game.
It stays focused on where you hit it.
Cost is only about $18.75 per Comb Ball.
$187.50 per dozen plus shipping.
The Waddle Ball costs $19.75 per Wattle ball.
This ball has just a double wattle coating.
$199.50 per dozen plus shipping.
All orders include a free chicken squawk.
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Chicken Jerk the caddie gave his clients an offer they
couldn’t refuse.
After they successfully completed his Chicken Jerk Course
he offered clients the ability to sell his exclusive Chicken Jerk
Golf Balls and get a 25% cut on each sale.
His clients played with in different groups and those who saw
chicken’s clients shoot in the 70’s were amazed and purchased
Chicken Jerk Golf Balls like they were KFC finger licking good
chicken!
About a year later Chicken Jerk the caddie opened up his own
private golf course for members only.
The members welcomed were all of those clients that had successfully
completed his Chick Jerk Couse.
It a beautiful unique Golf Course.
Inside the Chicken Jerk Clubhouse is the Chicken Jerk Golf Shop.
Chicken can be found from time to time in the golf shop talking
golf.