Speaking in word salad came natural to Professor Irwin Corey.
He spoke in terms that actually sounded like maybe it made sense but of course it did not at all.
Dr. Irwin Corey “The Worlds Foremost Authority” spoke in scholarly terms like a lawyer of professor or expert.
His words formed a Labyrinth in your mind.
Professor Erwin Corey entered the labyrinth of your mind and you were left to find the exit. Navigating the path as the Professor guided you through the obstacles in the labyrinth of your mind to the exit, ie conclusion.
A labyrinth has only one entrance and one exit.
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https://archive.org/details/lp_the-worlds-foremost-authority_irwin-corey
The Entrance: A 4 min 35 sec journey into the labyrinth of your mind.
https://audaciouscat.com/TheEntrance.txt
The world's foremost authority, Professor Erwin Corey, has just entered the auditorium and is making his way through the audience toward the stage.
Professor Irwin Corey - The World's Foremost Authority Speaks.
(1) Just for a few moments of respite. Set aside as an interval.
(2) Whilst you re-evaluate that which recently has transpired. Let us pray. Ladies and gentlemen.
(3) We all know that protocol takes precedence over procedure. This pivot, or focal point, which can easily extol the virtues of a hypothetical alternative rather than to accept the dramas of reality where we can at least ultimately give vent to our screams.
(4) We know that the viol should be at the canopy.
(5) Now, many of you people say, what is he talking about?
I'm only repeating what Nixon once said.
Ladies and gentlemen.
We are a great nation.
(6) Our forefathers have fought and died and bled so that we can fight and die.
(7) Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce your conferencier who is nothing more than the liaison between the audience and the performer.
(8) You can make the announcement, Jacob.
With clarity, dignity, and enthusiasm. I'd be glad to.
Me?
Ladies and gentlemen, viva...
No, no, let's do it fast.
Oh.
All right. Separate them. Give them a chance to identify themselves.
I'll try it again.
Ladies and gentlemen. Viva Records takes great pleasure in presenting...
No, no, no, no, no.
Not pleasure.
Crime. Crime.
Viva Records takes great...
Recently picked as the common crime.
Nineteen... Twenty-two.
By the shopping news of Greenwich Village.
Greenwich Village. That's a little area in New York where a man with moderate means can live like a queen. Very cold water.
And the United States government proudly presents...
Proudly presents... And the rocket's red glare. And the rocket's red glare. Bombs boasting in air.
Bombs bursting in air.
This guy don't talk good English. Ladies and gentlemen.
It's too fast.
You've got to separate ladies and gentlemen.
Otherwise you'll have another holocaust like we had in New York during the blackout.
Separate the ladies. Ladies and gentlemen. Dash, dash.
Then use your code.
Ah. Professor... Irwin.
Irwin Corey.
Captain Convey Comment
Let me to attempt to explain what the "foremost authority" has just told us.
He must have had a crystal ball into the future about Nov 5, 2024.
Captain Convey interpretation of the Professors word salad speech, The Entrance.
(1) "Just for a few moments of respite. Set aside an interval."
This makes sense.
It means after a temporarly delay and set aside a time between events.
(2) Whilst you re-evaluate that which recently has transpired.
It means to think about what has recently happened.
Let us pray. Ladies and gentlemen.
Pray about what has recently happened on Nov 5, 2024.
Thank God for his mercy.
(3) We all know that protocol takes precedence over procedure.
This pivot, or focal point, which can easily extol the virtues of a hypothetical alternative rather than to accept the dramas of reality where we can at least ultimately give vent to our screams.
Here is where it starts to get deep down the rabbit hole.
The Nov 5, 2024 was a pivot point and focal point in time where we can easley extol, praise the fact, the virtues of a hypothetical alternative, democrate dream, of kamala harris NOT winning the 2024 election.
Which would be null and void of any virtues.
Democrates rather than accept defeat and the dramas of reality will continue to give vent to their screams four the next four years.
(4) We know that the voil should be at the canopy.
I will try to interpolate this quote.
We will go futher down the Professor Irwin Cory rabbit hole.
As the virtual string instrument the voil is stroked by President Trump he will continue to throw a wet blanket canopy over the heads of those who want to destroy our country.
(5) Now, many of you people say, what is he talking about? I'm only repeating what Nixon once said. Ladies and gentlemen. We are a great nation.
At this point you may be asking, what is Captain Convey talking about?
Well let me be very clear on this, as they say.
The juxtaposition of my interpolation of the matrix of comparing things side by side is being done here.
Professor Corey was repeating what Nixon once said.
So what was nixon saying?
That we were a great nation, because at the time when Nixon made that quote there wasn't an internet and social media editing of free speech and censoring free speech to the point we just read word salad type quotes that don't make ANY sense by kamala harris or joe biden.
(6) Our forefathers have fought and died and bled so that we can fight and die.
This is true and many people remember and consider the fact, many don't and have no clue about it.
(7) Ladies and gentlemen. I'd like to introduce your conferencier who is nothing more than the liaison between the audience and the performer.
The master of ceremonies is Jacob who like me and anybody who reads Professor Irwin Corey's speeches will all deviate in our granular view because of individual perspicacious labyrinth of the mind.
I like Jacob am the liaison between Dr. Irwin Corey and the audience.
As your liaison I have tried to decode what Professor Corey is saying in a lucid way.
"Lucid" is open to granular interpolation where I have inserted some spurious information to entertain and somewhat emulate
the world's formost authority, Professor Irwin Corey.
Word salad sentences poised to swirl in the labyrinth of your think tank.
Words such as idiosyncrasy are something I don't normally use.
It is one of many that I am not familar with but have heard before.
If I heard someone speaking this word in a sentence most likely I could understand the meaning.
We all have different idosynchrasies of how we perceive words.
When information is censored, like the biden regime and social media does on a regular basis, it will limit the truth.
It will mold people into non thinkers where they are told what to think and do.
Its even worse when information is censored and you listen to an idot like kamala harris or joe biden who speak in word salad terms on a 6th grade level.
To listen to more of "the world's foremost authority"
click the link below. College level word salad speak.
https://archive.org/details/lp_the-worlds-foremost-authority_irwin-corey
I loved his act; he showed up on stage dressed like a disheveled, absent-minded professor and orated in a very sophisticated form of gibberish.
Billed as “the World’s Foremost Authority,” he poked fun at multi-syllabic jargon and those who abused it.
When political or scientific authorities seemed to annex a chunk of the English language, Corey would attempt to reclaim it for the rest of humanity — a very human reaction to our complicated, fast-paced world.
During his act, the “professor” would launch into observations about anything under the sun, but would seldom make a coherent sentence.
Frequently changing topics, he would wander around the stage, babbling all the while.
Does this sound familiar to you?
Word Salad Professor Kamala Harris would be asked a question and launch into observation about other topics seldom making a coherent sentence.
She would wander around different topics never answering the original question.
Kamala Harris did babble or cackle.
To say she is a freak is to kind.
